AFTER END OF YEAR EXAM

Maths Jokes

Teacher: What is 2k + k?
Student: 3000!
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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?"
Student: "It's 42!"
Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?"
Same student: "It's 24!"

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What is "pi"?

Mathematician: Pi is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter.

Engineer: Pi is about 22/7.

Physicist: Pi is 3.14159 plus or minus 0.000005

Computer Programmer: Pi is 3.141592653589 in double precision.

Nutritionist: You one track math-minded fellows, Pie is a healthy and delicious dessert!

MATHS GIGGLES TABLE 1 TEACHER : Why are you doing your math sums on the floor? STUDENT : You told me to do it without using tables! TABLE 2 TEACHER : Please refer to the table. Circle number two and all the multiples of two. STUDENT : Teacher I can't see anything on my table.